Mummy Short Arms: Gigs

Dean

Gigs, what are they? The truth is that there's no easy answer to that question. For some a gig lives in a crowd of pine trees, stooping down to wash his soiled bedclothes before another day of brewing soup and smoking pipes, but I like to think of gigs as just "being", or things which just "are", or whatever profound sounding crap springs to mind.

The long and the short of this is that gigs are real and there is a list of them down below.

Upcoming Gigs

*Ullapool - 31st May 2008

*Barrowlands 2/Glasgow - 22nd August 2008

Gigs in the Past

*Box/Glasgow - 30th April 2008

*13th Note/Glasgow - 16th March 2008

*The Vale/Glasgow - 1st March 2008

*Harbour Arts Centre/Irvine - 21st February 2008

*Nice n Sleazy/Glasgow - 8th January 2008

*Capitol/Glasgow - 22nd December 2007

*Drouthy Neebors/Dundee - 29th November 2007

*Glasgow Caledonian Union/Glasgow - 27th September 2007

*Capitol/Glasgow - 19th September 2007

*Barfly/Glasgow - 2nd September 2007

*The Vale/Glasgow - 2nd August 2007

*Bloc/Glasgow - 1st August 2007

*Nice n Sleazy/Glasgow - 27th March 2007

*Box/Glasgow - 24th March 2007

*Harbour Arts Centre/Irvine - 12th January 2007

...and a lot of other gigs that Stuart can't be bothered putting on this list

Woman of the Day: Annie Oakley

Annie Oakley

Child sharpshooter Annie Oakley could sure hit a mark, heck she could hit ten of 'em along with the narrow end of a playing card. Shooting like a little miss with her pants on the awning, Annie rose to fame as a woman who could shoot guns quite accurately.

When the bullets dried up however, Oakley was left bitter, twisted and full of contempt for her fellow sideshow performers. After one particularly testy altercation with a pig extra in the play "Oink if you want more oats" Annie suffered severe trotter blows which she never fully recovered from. Gone but not forgotten.

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